Spin-offing Elon Musk's projects for (even greater) benefit of mankind

"Roman Savchuk" (roman10241) 10/12/2016 at 10:17 • Filed to: Innovations, startups, pizza

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(On unrelated note, I also rode this thing, and it was interesting)

It occurred to me, when I rode a small elevator with a large pizza box in my hands. Holding it horizontally, I was pressed against elevator’s corner.

This is where I realized that pizza industry is trapped in the stone age, overlooking technological advancements of our time. So, here are a few steps that will change pizza deliveries and thus our lives forever:

1. Pizzas must be redesigned, so they could be rolled and un-rolled like carpets, without damage. That is the hardest part here, it’s actually so difficult I won’t even try to illustrate it with my modest MS Paint skills, but once solved...

2. Pizza boxes will become tubular and long, not rectangular and flat.

3. Since there is already a technology for softly landing a rocket on its ass, we can utilize small reusable ballistic rockets missiles for rolled pizza delivery systems.

4. Or, at least, built miniature pizza dedicated hyperloop systems (Too obvious to draw)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 10:28

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It might take a lot of work to get the pizza to roll up without ripping the crust or taking the cheese and toppings off. Alternatively, you could cut it into thin, lengthwise strips and just roll the individual strips together. Or maybe stack them somehow.

Party-vi > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 10:37

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Why not halve the pizza and stack it in two boxes? Half as much area would be taken, and doubling the height of a pizza box is like, nothing. Plus, you won’t need to use a whole pizza box to store half a pizza because no you cannot eat a whole pizza in one sitting without me judging you.

vondon302 > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 10:51

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Roman Savchuk > Party-vi 10/12/2016 at 11:23

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If it’s covenient to pack two half-boxes in one ballistic missile, then sure, why not?

Roman Savchuk > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/12/2016 at 11:26

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Hmm.. stacking could work)

For Sweden > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 11:31

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We don’t need to roll the pizza; pizza is already cylindrical. It’s just a flat, wide cylinder.

But if we stack pizza, we can make a pizza payload that fits in a rocket.

For Sweden > Party-vi 10/12/2016 at 11:31

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I have never not eaten an entire pizza in one sitting.

Roman Savchuk > For Sweden 10/12/2016 at 11:34

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OMG, it’s a pizza MIRV, awesome.

bhtooefr > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 11:45

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Better idea: use re-entry heat to cook the pizza:

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3046

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3047

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 11:47

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Put each piece in a box.

Party-vi > Roman Savchuk 10/12/2016 at 14:36

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The cross section of your missile could be smaller for individual pizza delivery.

Party-vi > For Sweden 10/12/2016 at 14:37

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judging

For Sweden > Party-vi 10/12/2016 at 14:40

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